Everyday I'm Shuffling!!!!!

My. Brain. Is. Not. Working.

The reason I bring this up is because I went out this past weekend to blow off some steam… it involved lots of booze, good friends and there was actual dancing in the streets… followed by me not getting out of bed till noon Sunday with a giant headache and very sore shoulder… and don’t ask why my should was hurting cause I have no idea.

The need for the blowing off steam came because of last week…. You know what I did??? Paperwork, LOTS OF IT.

I have to keep Records of everything I do at work. So combine the massive amounts of paperwork with the fact I am a lazy bastard and you get a stack of papers 4 months old.

I filled 7, 3 inch binders with paper. To the point where I couldn’t even close them.
And the shitty part is I had to look over each paper and SIGN it.
So now I am bored to tears, severe cramp in my hand from signing my name 1,919 times and my eyes are so dried that I can barely see, not to mention 3 paper cuts!!! (I have digital copies, so don’t go thinking I actually counted all that!)

Did I mention I was a baby?

Now I’m sitting at my desk and I feel a little strange… I have no papers lying around… I have no clutter in my office, and I have a clean white board. 3 things that NEVER happen at the same time

In fact I am so thrown off by this I am getting this ere feeling that I am not in my office… that I am sitting someplace strange.

Then the phone rings, I get yelled at, and shit starts feeling all too familiar.

I am sooooooo happy it’s the week before my Christmas break…
I can’t even begin to explain it. I will say that I plan on sleeping away at least one of the next 10 days I have off…
Some of you might be thinking that that is a huge waste of time… but I don’t care… I am putting on my comfy pants and I am not leaving the house!!!!

All that stands in my way is 4 more shifts at work… then I am a free man for 10 whole days!!!!